Hail, brave data explorer! You have arrived in the Kingdom of Retailia, where lords and ladies of commerce gather in the grand halls. The Royal Council has summoned you, for they need your wisdom and skill to forge a powerful data model that can analyze sales throughout the realm, manage the kingdom’s vast inventory, and track the magical promotions across many distant lands (stores).
Your quest has several chapters, each testing your mastery of the arcane arts of data modeling. Each step will ask you to gather specific mystical columns into dimension or fact “chambers.” Master them all to complete your epic dimensional model and earn the title of Data Archmage!
Here is the ancient lore you must study to succeed on your journey:
Your path through this perilous quest:
Hear ye, hear ye! By royal decree of King Retailia, we hereby certify that the bearer of this document has been bestowed the honorable title of:
For successfully completing every trial of the Great Dimension Quest, forging stable surrogate keys, taming the wild Slowly Changing Dimensions, linking promotions with a mighty bridge, conquering the treacherous location hierarchies, and bestowing proper data types upon the kingdom’s sacred columns.
Rejoice! You have completed every chapter of the Great Dimension Quest! The Royal Court erupts in celebration! Merchants cheer your name throughout the marketplace, the wizards of analytics sing ballads of your prowess, and the tables themselves glow with perfect relational harmony, their entities perfectly normalized.
Your model shall stand as a shining example in the Great Library of Data, inspiring all future data knights and dimensional wizards for generations to come!